(We're at the Violent Femmes Headquarters.  It's the day after the infamous kiss between Janne and Marron.  Everyone inside is talking about it.  Some say that it's an act of God.  Others say that it might be a curse.  Whatever it was, it won't lie down any time soon.  Right now, Miwa, Tira & Chocolate are talking to themselves about the infamous kiss.)

Miwa:  I cannot believe she did that!  O_O

Tira:  Me neither!  I thought she hated men!

Chocolate:  Looks like Darling's little brother got lucky!  You think we should invite him to the wedding?

Miwa:  I don't know what Vegeta did to Janne the other day... but it must've been really bad.

Tira:  Why is that, Miwa?

Miwa:  The day after the alleged filibuster, she was in her room, acting completely paranoid.  I haven't anything like that since I saw the movie "One Flew over the Cookoo's Nest".

(In another room, Cham Cham is caring for her older brother, who is still recovering from being played like a puppet by Shiroh Tokisada Amakusa.)

Cham Cham:  Big Brother feel better?

Tam Tam:  *is derious * Wha... What happened?

Cham Cham:  Big Brother got caught in nasty spell by Evil Devil Woman.  Cham Cham and friends had fight Big Brother and Evil Devil Woman to save you.  Does Big Brother feel well?

Tam Tam:  Ugh.. my head feels like a football.

Cham Cham:  When Evil Devil Woman had you, Big Brother say bad things about Cham Cham.  You say "Cham Cham no deserve belt of gold" and stuff like that.

Tam Tam:  I did?

Cham Cham:  Yeah, you were big meanie!  Leather Women, Womanly Man, and Crazy Woman help Cham Cham save Big Brother.

Tam Tam:  I didn't know I was doing such horrible things to you.  I wish there was some way to apologize.  I feel so horrible.  Ack... >_<

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham okay.  Is no you do bad stuff... Evil Devil Woman do bad stuff through Big Brother.

Tam Tam:  I just hope Janne doesn't see it the different from your way.

Cham Cham:  You no know?  Woman in Family Way and Womanly Man lock lips!

Tam Tam:  O_O?!  They kissed?!

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham think that what happen when two lips lock together.

Tam Tam:  Now that was just too eerie.

(Meanwhile, Janne is in her room, thinking about what has happened lately.  She remembers that infamous filibuster she received a few weeks ago.  Furthermore, the image of her kissing Marron was just almost impossible to bear.  Has she turned over a new leaf?)

Janne:  I... I can't believe I kissed him!

(Just then, there was a knock at the door.)

Janne:  Come in!

(The one who did come in was Marron Glace!  He wanted to talk to Janne.  Janne wasn't sure what to say.)

Marron:  Janne, I'd like to talk to you.

Janne:  I was gonna say the same thing.

Marron:  Janne, why did you kiss me?

Janne:  I don't know... it was all so... so sudden.

Marron:  Janne, could you tell me what happened when you had that meeting with Vegeta the other day?

Janne:  Well, I wanted a match... even if I was knocked up.  Vegeta then shouted some mean things to me that really hit close to home.

Marron:  How come you didn't walk away?

Janne:  How could I?  Someone locked the door behind me.  I never found out who it was.  Anyway, Vegeta said stuff about how men wouldn't help women exist.  He said stuff like "If it wasn't for a man, you wouldn't be standing here because you came from a damn testicle!".  Crazy isn't it?

Marron:  He said it like that?!

Janne:  As crazy as it sounds, yes, he did.

Marron:  Now that's a shocker.  I didn't know Vegeta was like that.

Janne:  You haven't been in the UCTF long enough to know how badass Vegeta can be.  I had to listen to him shout at me about how much I suck to hate men for two hours, and I was forced to listen.  Since then, I cannot get it out of my head.

Marron:  Geez... that guy traumatized you!

Janne:  It did make me wonder, though.  Maybe I was wrong to hate men for so long.

Marron:  Does this mean that you will no longer be "Janne, the UCTF's Official Man-Hater"?  That's what I heard you were labeled before I came.

Janne:  I guess so.  *sigh *  Marron, I'm sorry for the way I've treated you.  I feel like such a fool.

Marron:   I forgive you, Janne... just don't turn back into that Man-Hater person you once was... and I'm sorry for making fun of you <I>delicate</I> situation.  That was insensitive of me.

(Just then, the two begin kissing again... this time, passionately behind closed doors.  No one sees the two kissing.)


(Team Rocket are total complete failures.  They couldn't stop Playgirl from publishing James's pictorial centerfold.  They fear dread from the reprocussions.)

Jessie:  Well, that plan was a bust.

James:  At least I'll still have that magazine coming up!  ^_^

Jessie:  Yeah... too bad it might cost us our jobs.

James:  Well, at least we have until Saturday to stop it, right?  We have two more days left.

Jessie:  You're right about that.

(As they pass by a magazine stand, they notice that they have some new magazines out.)

Jessie:  Look!  The latest issue of "Girls Unlimited" arrived!  I love that magazine!

James:  So has "Dress for Success"!  I love that one... O_O!!!!

(James' fears have just been realized!)

James:  Jessie, we are officially in deep shit!  O_O!

Jessie:  What are you talking about... O_O!  OH NO!

(Oh yes!  The new Playgirl Magazine is out... and James is on the cover!)

James:  What are we gonna do?!

Jessie:  At least let's see how you deep sixed your self-respect.

(Jessie swipes a copy of the new Playgirl Magazine and turned to page 86... There is a two-page centerfold of James, lying completely butt ass NEKKID on a bed of rose petals surrounded by two naked women!)

James:  My, the centerfold came out better than I thought!

Jessie:  OH MY... *FAINTS *

(Jessie falls on her back as she sees James's naked body.)

James:  I thought it came out okay... o_O


(Tira, Chocolate, Marron, Cham Cham, and Skitz are now at the UCTF Complex, ready to take on their upcoming matches.  No one is more nervous that Skitz, who has a three-way chaos rules sword-match against former Swordmaster, Chaos Stone, and La Blue Girls' resident swordswoman, Yakuu.)

Skitz:  I'm really getting nervous.  Do you think I might stand a chance?

Cham Cham:  Didn't Crazy Woman have belt of gold before?

Skitz:  Yeah, that's true.

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham should be at ease against Dark Man with Big Stick and Woman with Big Globes.

Skitz:  "Woman with Big Globes"?  You must mean Yakuu.  I hear she's good.. she has to be to be co-tag team champion for so long.

(Just then, Scott Williams come in to do an interview with the Violent Femmes.... Along with his camera crew.)

Scott:  Excuse me, can we have an interview with all of you?

Tira:  My... if it isn't little Scott Williams... my, you look so cute!  ^_^ *licks her chops* 

Scott:  *is nervous* Uhh... yeah, we'd like to interview all of your about your upcoming fights if that's okay.

Skitz:  Sure, whatever.

Scott:  First, with you Skitz... it has been weeks since you've been in singles action.  Tell me, how does it feel to fight Chaos Stone, a former Swordmaster like yourself, and Yakuu in a "Chaos Rules Sword Match" on UCTF: Inferno?

Skitz:  All I want was a fight, really.  That, and I want to work my way up so that I'd be able to snag a chance at the Swordmaster belt... the same damn belt that the little pixie-stick-packing skank, Adrienne, stole from me back in Cyberslam!  

Scott:  And what about Chaos Stone and Yakuu?  What are your feelings toward them?

Skitz:  For Chaos Stone, I've seen him fight... he's good.  He has to be to win the Swordmaster belt some time ago.  Heh, I would've challenged him for the belt if a certain sailor scout hadn't snagged it from him!  As for Yakuu... I don't know her that well.

Scott:  You do know that she's also fighting for a chance for the Swordmaster belt herself as well.

Skitz:  I'm perfectly aware of that, thank you very much.  :|  As I said, I don't care WHOMEVER I have to face to get that belt back... as long as I get that opposition and beat it down!  I do have one question for Yakuu, though.  Yakuu, wherever you are, what happened to you?  Did you gain weight?!

(GASP!)

(You can literally hear a loud gasp throughout the UCTF Arena as Skitz has probably signed her own death warrant!)

Scott:  Skitz, do you know what you have just done?!  What if Yakuu was watching?

Skitz:  You think I care?  >:|... this interview for me is over!  *walks away*

Scott:  Thank you Skitz, and good luck... you'll need it.  Now for you four... Tira, Chocolate, Marron, Cham Cham...

Tira:  Thank you for having us, Scotty!  ^_~

Chocolate:  Maybe later, we'll get to have you!  :)~

Scott:  *GULP*  Anyway, I'm sure you're away that you're stable titles, the same titles you won against Wrongly Accused at OYC4, is now up for defence against a new stable, the Dog Street Posse.  What are your feelings toward them?

Tira:  I haven't felt them, yet.

Chocolate:  Me, neither.

Marron:  They're new, but they're not weak, that's for damn sure.  I'm certain we can handle those guys.

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham save belt of gold at fight in big ring!

Marron:  Oh yeah, after we're finished beating their ass, The Misus over there will probably fucks them, too.

Tira:  I can't wait!  They call themselves the "Dog Street Posse", well, I hope they can take it like dogs!

Chocolate:  I just love doing it doggy-style!  But, not as much as you, Tira...

Tira:  Not now, sis.

Chocolate:  Remember when we fought Joe Higashi (H_H) and Bloodshed?

Tira:  SHUTUP!

Scott:  Thank you for this little interview, and good luck!

Marron, Tira, Chocolate, and Cham Cham:  Thanks, Scott.

Scott:  Just doing my job!

Tira:  Speaking of job... would you like a hand-job before our match, or would you prefer the good, old-fashioned wild thing?  >:]!

Scott:  X_X... uhh... I'll think about that... *RUNS*

Tira:  Damn, he left.  And I wanted to shag him rotten too.  :(...
