Tira:  I cannot believe we tanked back there.

Chocolate:  If I was to be on my back, it wouldn't be for that asshole!  Ugh, I think my back went out.

Tira:  I think that wasn't the first time your back went out.

Chocolate: Not now, Tira.

Miwa:  It was an abomination.  We were not ready.

Marron:  UCTF: Inferno has put a curse on the Femmes.  It was a bad day for all of us.

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham know why we not ready.  We need Woman in Family Way in Corner.  She strongest of all!

(Janne comes down to see what is amiss.  Poor Janne... she's been doing nothing but watching TV and eating whatever since she went under lockdown by the "powers that be" of the UCTF.)

Janne:  So how's everything?

Tira:  Terrible... we lost the stable titles to newbie scum!

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham got hurt... needed Woman in Family Way for help.

Janne:  As much as I want to get back in there and fight, I can't do a damn thing until my baby is born.  *sigh*

(Janne has in her hand a big bowl full of homemade banana pudding with chocolate sprinkles.  Looks like those strange cravings has finally set in.  She learned how to make it during her brief stint as a contestant of "Iron Chef".  Cham Cham could smell the sweet scene of...)

Cham Cham:  BANANA!  O_O!

(Cham Cham runs to the kitchen to find any leftover bananas taht she has stowed away.  However, she found nothing but a big pile of banana peels in the trashcan.)

Cham Cham:  Banana gone!  :(

(Cham Cham run back into the living room to rejoin the crowd.)

Cham Cham:  Woman in Family Way... where Bananas of Cham Cham?

Janne:  Those were yours?!  Why didn't you tell me?

Cham Cham:  What Woman in Family Way do to bananas of Cham Cham?  :|

Janne:  Well, I was lying on the couch and I had the strangest cravings for banana pudding.  I couldn't find any instant pudding mix in the kitchen, and Miwa had the Big Shooter out for repairs.  So, I decided to make my own batch of pudding!

(Janne puts a big mouthful of homemade pudding in her mouth in front of everyone.  This made Cham Cham rather upset, for it is her most favorite fruit!)

Cham Cham:  Give me bananas!  >:|

Janne:  I think you'll find a fruit vendor who'll give you another batch.

Cham Cham:  Give bananas to Cham Cham.

Janne:  Go get your own, Cheetah!  :|

(Everyone in the room stands back as they sense that a fight is about to brew over a bowl of banana pudding.  Go figure.)

Cham Cham:  *Growls*  Give me banana!

Janne:  Not now, I'm eating!

(Tam Tam comes down from his room to see what is amiss.  When she steps out, he can see Cham Cham & Janne having a tug of war over the bowl of banana pudding!)

Tam Tam:  What's going on?!

(Cham Cham tugs hard at the bowl, especially for a lightweight.  Janne continues to hold onto that bowl as if it was her own damn baby!  Neither one budges.)

Cham Cham:  That mine!  Give back banana!

Janne:  I'm not letting go!  You let go, you jungle savage!

Cham Cham: You bad!  Take this!  >:|!

(Cham Cham lets go!  Sending Janne to the wall, slamming her back.  The bowl of pudding smacks her right in the face!  Everyone gasps!)

Tam Tam:  Cham Cham... what where you thinking?!

Cham Cham:  Woman in Family Way took banana of Cham Cham!  She bad woman!  >:|...

(Janne peels the bowl right off her face.  Her face, hair, and shoulders are covered in Janne's own banana pudding.  Needless to say, Janne is PISSED!)

Janne:  That was not nice!  How dare you do that!!!

Cham Cham:  How dare Woman in Family Way to take bananas of Cham Cham?  You bad woman!  Cham Cham go bye-bye!

Janne:  Good!  Go back to Green Hell with all the Tarzan wanna-bes!  >:|!

Everyone else:  JANNE?!?!

(Cham Cham, with her feelings hurt and tears in her eyes, turns around leaves the Violent Femmes mansion.  Tam Tam follows his sister to calm her down.)

Janne:  Hmph!  Now I have to take a shower and wash all this stuff off of me.  Ugh!

Miwa:  I can't believe you said that!

Janne:  Look what she did to me?  I feel so icky!  Yuck!

Marron:  Weren't you a little hard on Cham Cham?

Janne:  Right now, I just want to go into the shower and wash myself.

(Jannes leaves for the bathroom to take her shower.  Everyone else is wondering why Janne has said what she said to Cham Cham.)

(Back in the Anime City Hospital, Skitz is being bandaged up after being in such a grueling match against Chaos Stone & Yakuu.)

Skitz:  Ack... I can't believe I let myself get defeated like that!  Damn that Yakuu... ~_~

Doctor:  Ms. Ephrenia, try to calm down.  You were very lucky to survive such a match.

Nurse:  You received multiple bruises, a cracked rib, and about seven black eyes.  You were lucky you sirvived.

Skitz:  To lose like that, I'd be unlucky.  *sigh*  Whenever I get all healed up, I gonna take care of that fat bitch!  >:|

(The doctors continue to bandage of Skitz.)

(In another part of Anime City, our trio of no-hopers, Team Rocket, has experienced yet another defeated.  Once again, they've lost their chance to become the "ultimate pokemon tag team champions of all time" once more.  Furthermore, James is now on the cover of Playgirl Magazine, which will make her boss rather unhappy.)

Jessie:  Well... we lose another one.

James:  At least I'm now on Playgirl Magazine!  ^_^!

Jessie:  Yeah, but it might cost us both our jobs.  What'll our boss say when she hears the news?

James:  Oh yeah...

Meowth:  Looks like I'm gonna be top cat any time soon.  *sigh*  And Yakuu-chan is so far away now...

Jessie:  Your still pining over that big-breasted twit?  >:|

Meowth:  *sigh*  She broke my kitty heart.  I loved her.  meowth!

James:  Maybe it was for the best, but when you broke into her home, I'm not surprised that she threw you away like she did.

Meowth:  It wasn't her... it was that evil bitch, Fubuki.  She drove a wedge between me and Yakuu.  It's her fault.  :|

Jessie:  Isn't she the one who calls you a pussy?

Meowth:  I AM NOT A PUSSY!!!!!!  >:|!!!!!!!!!

(Jessie & James get the fury swipes again!  The two are laid out on the floor with gashes on their faces from Meowth's attack.)

Jessie & James:  @___@!!!

Meowth:  Whoops!

(Just then, a messenger from M.H.I. comes in from out of nowhere with a video message.)

Messenger:  This video message is for you.

(The messenger pulls out a small card which reflects a 3-D image of Lady Akiko, similar to the one used in the movie "Mewtwo Strikes Back".)

Lady Akiko:  I'm regret the day I welcomed the two of you into M.H.I.  As of now... you're asses are FIRED!!!!  >:|!!!!!

(The video cuts off and the messenger leaves.  Jessie & James are both left in utter shock!  Once again, they have been fired from their place of employment!)

Jessie:  Fired again!  O_O!

James:  We're paupers again... *sniff*

Jessie:  THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!  >:|!!!!!!

(The last scene we see of Team Rocekt is of Jessie with a large mallet chasing after James down the streets of Anime City with Meowth following close behind!)

Note:  Yes, this is Team Rocket's final appearance.  Go ahead and celebrate... they were turning into Twin Kaisas anyway... ~_~...

(We're now in the Anime City Park, the same place where the femmes finished off Shiroh Tokisada Amakusa for good.  On a bench, we see Cham Cham crying her little heart out over her argument with Janne in front of the others.)

Cham Cham:  No fair!  Banana belong to Cham Cham!  Woman in Family Way bad!  Why?  ;_;

(As Cham Cham continues to cry, Tam Tam sneaks up from behind, appearing that he's hiding something behind his back.)

Tam Tam:  Hey, sis!

Cham Cham:  Big Brother!  What you do here?

Tam Tam:  I have a little surprise for you.

Cham Cham:  What is surprise for Cham Cham?

(Tam Tam pulls from behind his back Cham Cham's surprise:  a big, ripe, yellow bunch of...)

Cham Cham:  BANANA!!!  ^_^!  Thank you, Big Brother!!!

(Cham Cham sits back down and eats each each of Cham Cham's bananas one by one, dropping a banana peel at a public trash can nearby.)

Cham Cham:  Yummy!!!  ^________^!!!!!!!

Tam Tam:  I'm glad you liked that.

(Cham Cham finishes eating her 36th banana, and she doesn't even look like she's ready to throw up.  The nearby trash can is filled to the rim with banana peels.  Pretty good, for such a lightweight.)

Tam Tam:  Thirty-six bananas?  Isn't that a little too much to eat in one sitting?

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham happy!  Cham Cham got banana!  Thank you, Big Brother!  YAO!  YAO!  YAO!

Tam Tam:  o_o...  Uh... no problem.  BTW, wasn't that a little harsh of what you did to Janne?

Cham Cham:  Woman in Family Way took banana of Cham Cham.  She bad!  :|... *BURP!*

Tam Tam:  Chammy... well... when a woman is in a condition which Janne is in, she gets unusual cravings.  I've seen pregnant women down two gallons of fruit juice while eating about three roast pigs.

Cham Cham:  That lots of food.

Tam Tam:  Besides, any mood swings that she's going through is just hormones.  It's only natural for pregnant women to go mental like how Janne did.

Cham Cham:  Big Brother sure?

Tam Tam:  Yeah, it's true.  She can't help herself right now.  I think you should apologize.

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham feel bad now... Cham Cham say bad things to Woman in Family Way.  Cham Cham sorry.

Tam Tam:  How about we go back home, and you can patch things up with Janne, okay?

Cham Cham:  Okay... *wipes her eyes*

(Tam Tam & Cham Cham gets up from the bench to walk back to the Violent Femmes Headquarters.  Along the way, they stop at a nearby lake.)

Cham Cham:  Big Brother... look!

Tam Tam:  Hey, it's a lake... of black water?

(The small lake of black water begins bubbling as if it looks like a tar pit.  Tam Tam dips the tip of his sword in the black water to check what kind of liquid it is.)

Tam Tam: Hmmm... it's neither oil nor tar.  It doesn't even look like water.  I wonder what the hell is this stuff?

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham confused.  We go now?

(Not just yet... From the lake of black water shoots into the air.  It coil arounds Cham Cham's little body and begins pulling her little body  inside it's murky waters, scaring the hell out of Cham Cham!)

Cham Cham:  *SCREAMS*  BIG BROTHER, HELP!!!!!

Tam Tam:  Don't worry... I won't let anything happen to you!

(Tam Tam jumps into the air and belches out a ball of mayan god's fire in the black water.  However, the black water gulps it down as if it was nothing, unable to save Cham Cham from a cruel fate.)

Tam Tam:  Shit!  It didn't work!

(Tam Tam draws closer to the black water lake and grips to Cham Cham's hands, trying to pull her out.  Even with all his strength, he cannot pull Cham Cham free, for the black water is as strong as steel.)

Tam Tam:  I can't get you free!

Cham Cham:  Help me, Big Brother!  No let water take Cham Cham!

Tam Tam:  I won't let anything happen to you... or die trying!

(However, anther jet of black water shoots to the air and enshares Tam Tam.  Tam Tam now have to save himself as well as his younger sister.  Things do look bleak for the jungle savages.)

Tam Tam:  Shit!  Now I'm trapped too!

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham scared!

Tam Tam:  Don't worry, sis.  I'm here with you.

(Tam Tam & Cham Cham could not save themselves and ended up being sucked into the lake of black water.  They swirl within the murky waters.  Their only connection to each other is the joining of hands between brother and sister.  Fortunately, they swim out of the murky black waters to emerge into clear blue sea waters.  The two are confused about this, and they swim further to the surface before they lose their breath.  Tam Tam & Cham Cham are now up to the sea surface, taking a HUGE gasp of air.)

Tam Tam:  *GASP*  We made it!

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham thought we'd be goners!  Hey, where be this place?

(Tam Tam & Cham Cham looks around that they are in a vast sea.  The two are rather confused.  Fortuantely, a nearby port town lie about half a knot away from where they are.)

Tam Tam:  Hey, look!  A port town!

Cham Cham:  Cham Cham no know what go on, but we need help!  Cham Cham have fight to defend belt of gold at Green Hell in Cell!

Tam Tam:  I don't know why you keep fighting in those kind of matches.  You barely survived the second one.

Cham Cham:  It no choice of Cham Cham.  It choice of big guy who made match.

Tam Tam:  Maybe I should have a talk to this guy about this... ~_~  Anyway, we better find some help over there... and hopefully, to find a way back.  Maybe that black water stuff is a key to this.

(Tam Tam & Cham Cham begins swimming toward the port town to find some answers... and some help.)