*And Back in the arena... "Wish" by NIN starts playing on the Jumbotron. Out comes the famous Ctarl-Ctarl princess, Aisha Clan-Clan. The crowd greets her with cheers, but there's a few drunken spectators who're shouting "SHOW US YOUR KITTIES!" Aisha pays the spectators no mind as she struts the to the ring with a look that could stop a man dead in its tracks. The only thing she has in her hand... a microphone.*

Ralph: KITTIES!!
Bob: Well, look who's here! It's Aisha!
Ralph: Yeah! I hope she's... o_o Wait. Is that a mic?
Bob: She wants to talk?!
Ralph: Ralph, I think I should get the kit. This might last awhile! x_x

*Aisha slips her slender, taut body into the ring. The crowd continues to cheer for her. She waits for the crowd to die down before she begins her verbal tirade.*

Aisha: e_e

Bob: When is she going to speak?
Ralph: I'm more interested in when she'll take off her top. H_H
Bob: RALPH!!!

Aisha: e_e It seems someone out there has some issues for me. Feh... I can smell it. Afterall, I am a Ctarl-Ctarl, and we are known for having a very keen sense of smell. Last week at Summer Chaos, when that masked moron showed up. I smelled something on him... something familiar. e_e

Crowd: o_o

Aisha: This scent I smelled on that guy on Summer Chaos... it was a scent that I gave me this big deja-vu kind of feeling. I bet you're all wondering who I might be talking about, aren't you? e_e

Crowd: YES!!! *POPS!*

Aisha: Well... I have my suspecions. Maybe it could be some middle-aged, portly newcomer who just wants to pick a fight? e_e

*Meanwhile... back in Endor Village...*

Torneco: *SNEEZES* o_o
Nene: Honey, are you catching a cold?
Torneco: I don't think so... o_O

*Okay, back to the arena...*

Aisha: Maybe it could be just some run-of-the-mill schmuck who wants to be part of the action? But maybe... it could be some guy who just don't like cats. e_e

Crowd: OOOOOOOOH....

Bob: I wonder where this is headed? o_O
Ralph: I dunno, but it could get violent... I hope!

Aisha: Well, he hasn't been seen around here for a long time. But hey... maybe he's planning this to be his return? But anyway... SUICIDE!!!!

Crowd: *POPS HUGE!!*

Aisha: I don't care if you have to be brought here on a wheelchair, crutches, or an iron lung! I want to have a few words with you... RIGHT NOW. >=|

Bob: SUICIDE?!
Ralph: So she thinks HE's Countdown? I'd be surprised if he could walk! And is he even Here tonight? O_o

*YES HE IS. "Breakin' Me Down" by Soil kicks up on the speakers and after MONTHS of hiatus the Military Brat strolls out from behind the curtain to a HUGE pop. A Brown T-shirt camo pants but no Jacket. He's complete with a huge leg brace on his right leg. He limps his way down to the ring and asks for a mic.*

Crowd: SUICIDE! SUICIDE! SUICIDE! SUICIDE!

Suicide: "Okay Aisha. What are you trying to say? You say it was me? It was me that came out and attacked Ethan and Xamot? Well I hate to break your spirits on becoming a Private Detective but..... It just so happens that BOTH Guy Lombardo AND Former Vice President Yuri are my witnesses that your jumping to conclusions. I was with them while that no-talent, lack luster masked loser tried to get a few more minutes of fame! And all the evidence that YOU have... is you SMELLED me?!? Jesus Christ I can SMELL you from here but I'm not accusing you of assault!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

Bob: oh boy.. X_x

*Aisha does not like that ONE BIT.*

Aisha: >=|!!!!!

Suicide: This is ASSININE! I come down here for a visit Aisha! I'm on the injured roster! The only reason I AM HERE is.... is because of what happened to Will...........

*The fans slowly silence at the mention of William Clarke, which happened only a half hour ago!*

Suicide: ....So don't you EVER accuse me of sneak attacking you and wearing a mask like some coward! Fact is I feel like driving your head into the mat right now! But the fact that my leg is still fucked and my left I is almost BLIND.... I kinda fall short of anything you THINK I'm capable of. Next time you get a HUNCH Aisha, follow up on it. Don't drag my cippled ass out here and waste valuable healing time. Go to hell!

*Suicide drops the mic and walks to the back to a HUGE ovation! The fans EAT IT UP, but Aisha STILL doesn't buy it!*

Aisha: e_e..

Bob: Well that solves THAT mystery.
Ralph: YEP! Aww.. Feel better Aisha.. Even though you just got embarrassed big time.. You haven't lost everything yet... You got a title match!

*Yes Indeedy Ralph! "Crawling in the Dark" kicks up to a RESOUNDING ovation from the UCTF capacity crowd! The Anime Championship match is going to start RIGHT. NOW!*

Arzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Following Match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Ultimate Crossover Tournament Fighting League's Anime Championship! First, The Challenger... Already inside the ring, from the Ctarl Ctarl Empire.. Aisha Clan Clan! And making his way down to the ring.. From Muncie Indiana.. Standing at five feet, eleven inches. And weighing in at 150 pounds... He is the UCTF Anime Champion... ETHAN.. RICE!!

Bob: This kid needs to get back on his feet after suffering a HUGE defeat at the PPV to Raven Darc!
Ralph: It's not looking good Bob.. I mean, let's look at this mathematically.. Ethan has been fighting his ass off for the past month or so, and Aisha's just now getting back! She's fresh and ready to go!
Bob: but on the flipside, Ethan's been fighting every week, but Aisha hasn't.. She has a month of ring rust that Ethan can take advantage of!

*The Anime Champion gives the referee the Anime Championship, and raises his arms in the air towards the fans who eat it up! Ethan turns around to see Aisha leaning in her corner. She NEVER takes her eyes off of him! Tonight she is focused!*

!!!DING DING DING!!!

Bob: And here we go! The match is officially underway.. Ethan Rice vs. Aisha Clan-Clan for the UCTF Anime Championship!

Ethan Rice vs. Aisha Clan-Clan
UCTF Anime Championship

*The two fighters meet in the center of the ring, with Aisha calling for the "Test of Strength™" challenge! Ethan obliges, and prepares to lock hands when Aisha clocks him in the face with a kick out of no where! As the champ goes down, Aisha taps her forehead to show just how smart she is!*

Bob: Cheapshot by Aisha! Now she's going to work on the champion!
Ralph: I can't believe Ethan fell for that one!

*The Catgirl begins wrapping Ethan up for her Pendulum submission hold, but the champion slips out in the nick of time.*

Bob: Ethan wisely gets out of harms way.. Aisha was going RIGHT for the finisher there!

*Ethan crawls up the ropes with the catgirl following close behind. Scoring a kick to the midsection, he manages to back her up a few feet, allowing him to explode from the ropes with a clothesline that takes her down! Ethan keeps on the catgirl, WISELY going for the pin, but Aisha kicks out at one! IMMEDIATELY after being pushed off, Ethan floats over into an armbar submission to keep the catgirl to the canvas! He's not strong enough to hold the alien warrior down for long however, as Aisha stands up STILL in the armbar submission! She powers out, and falls to the ground, locking on a legbar!*

Ralph: Wow! Aisha reversed an armbar with a leg bar!
Bob: Well we've mentioned this several times before Bob, but Aisha's won galactic tournaments in female wrestling! She's no slouch when it comes to holds!
Ralph: So basically, if Ethan wants to win this thing.. He can't quote unquote get into a wrestling match with Aisha.
Bob: Of course not. He's gonna have to turn this into a street fight! If he tries to play Aisha's game of wrestling, he's going to be snapped in two.

*Ethan scrambles to break loose! Aisha keeps a hold of the leg, and turns him into the stretch muffler! This is also known to many WWE fans as the "Brock Lock!" Ethan's leg is bent over Aisha's neck and is being bent downwards in an unflattering position!*

Bob: Aisha is doing a GREAT job right now of taking out that leg of Ethan's!

*With no where to escape, Ethan has NO CHOICE but to BITE THE LIVING HELL out of Aisha's thigh! It's has no honor, but it gets the job done! Aisha drops Ethan to the canvas while screaming in pain!*

Ralph: YES! That's what you need to do kid!

*Bent over in pain, Aisha never sees Ethan's "STAR PUNCH" coming! She's thwacked in the temple, almost sending her into a corkscrew position to the canvas! The champ ain't playing anymore, as he now unlocks his "DOOM" Mace! Aisha climbs to her feet, and is rushed with a stomach shot from the medieval weapon! This of course.. Doubles her over! Ethan hits the ropes, leaps in the air, and comes down on the back of Aisha's skull with the mace! The catgirl flips to her STOMACH from the shot, and is covered by the champion!*

Ralph: Two GREAT shots from Ethan!
Bob: Indeed Ralph! This could be it!

*He covers but Aisha IMMEDIATELY kicks out again! Ethan rolls on his back, with Aisha floating over right behind him! She goes after his right leg AGAIN, this time twisting him over into the Figure Four Leglock!*

Bob: FIGURE FOUR! FIGURE FOUR!
Ralph: Aisha is fighting an INGENIUS match up tonight!
Bob: She's been targeting Ethan's leg in this short match up thus far.. I'm assuming she's trying to eliminate Ethan from being able to climb that top rope and hit his Doombolt!

*As Ethan cries out.. He sees his Anime Title reign slipping through his fingers! Clutched in his hand still is his mace.. He leans forward, putting MORE pressure on that leg of his, but manages to NAIL Aisha in the face with another shot! Aisha falls backwards, maybe unconscious, allowing Ethan to slip out of the leg hold! He doesn't go for the cover... Instead, he sees this as his final opportunity! He begins his slow ascention to the top turnbuckle with the crowd SQUARELY behind him!*

Ralph: Well it looks like it didn't work Bobby! He's going up!
Bob: slowly but surely! He better hurry, Aisha is starting to get up!
Ralph: sheesh! How hard IS her head?!

*The crowd starts their chant!*

Crowd: DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!

Ralph: This is the move that put Triple S and Natalie Wystan out of action at Summer Chaos! Goodnight Aisha!

*The Anime Champion launches himself off the top rope but Aisha intercepts with a BEAUTIFUL drop kick to the leg! Ethan's turned upside down in midair and he hits face first on the canvas! He HAS to be out! The catgirl signals to the crowd that it's OVER!*

Bob: NICE REVERSAL!
Ralph: O_O yeah well.. Ethan always did leave himself wide open while performing that attack. Aisha just took advantage with an AWESOME drop kick!

*The champ fights to crawl towards the ropes.. But the leg pain, PLUS the whole "falling face first from 10 feet up" thing makes Ethan an easy target for Aisha, who locks on a leg grapevine in the center of the ring that would make Kurt Angle himself pee in his pants! Ethan's leg has been punished this entire match, and this powerful submission is too much for the gamer from Muncie, Indiana to withstand! The Anime Champion now has NO OTHER alternative but to...*

Ethan: *TAPS LIKE GREGORY HINES ON SPEED!*

*The referee IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell!*

!!DING DING DING!! !!DING DING DING DING DING!!!

Ralph: THAT'S IT?!
Bob: ETHAN'S TAPPING! AMAZING! NEW ANIME CHAMPION!

*Aisha lets go of the hold as her theme music blares over the damaged speakers of the UCTF sound system. Guy Lombardo brings the Anime Championship over to it's new owner! The Ctarl Princess holds it high in the air! Her first UCTF title reign has now begun!*

Bob: Aisha's first match back in the UCTF since BARELY losing the title to Chipp Zanuff in the battle royal months ago, and she becomes the new Anime Champion!
Ralph: I'm sure she needs it! I hear she works at the local freaking McDonalds.. She's going to need the champion pay...

Winner and NEW UCTF Anime Champion: Aisha Clan-Clan

*Aisha celebrates a few moments more before preparing to leave the ring... or so she thinks.. e_e.. As COUNTDOWN appears in the ring behind her, NAILING her with a chair! What's worse... the son of a bitch is wearing a CAMOFLAGE JACKET!*

Crowd: O_O!! BOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ralph: COUNTDO...WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!
Bob: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!!

*Suici-I mean Countdown then picks up Aisha, throwing her into the fireman's carry! We all know what's coming up next! The masked wrestler spins around, before DRIVING Aisha head first into the canvas with the COURT MARSHALL!*

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

*He picks up the title.. Looks it over intensely, before throwing it to the canvas!*

Ralph: well now we definintely know it's Suicide.. Could the idiot have taken off the jacket before attacking her?
Bob: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! HOW COULD SUICIDE JUST BLATANTLY LIE LIKE THAT?!!? I THOUGHT HE WAS A CHANGED MAN BUT I GUESS HE WASN'T! THAT SON OF A BITCH! >=|

*The new champion, holding the back of her head while giving The masked fiend the "I KNEW IT!" stare!*

Crowd: AISHA! AISHA! AISHA! AISHA!

Ralph: yeah! You better kiss her ass!
Bob: You didn't believe her either! Neither did I!