Gene Starwind vs Euridice Reed

*First things first.. "Sweating Bullets" plays over the sound system as the Jumbotron flashes to Reed's current location! Which happens to be.. Chucky Cheeses? O_o?! The NRA champ is busy at the Time Crisis 2 machine, plugging away computerized opponents with some frightening accuracy as he awaits his opponent!*

Reed: =|..... *puffs on a cig*

Ralph: LOL! What's he doing there? Getting a slice of pepperoni or what? Wait.. Chucky Cheeses..o_o... uh oh..
Bob: o_o Well, it's certainly an interesting place to have a gunfight!

*Then, "Shotgun Blues" begins and gets punctuated by a sound familiar to gunfighters the multiverse over!*

!!BLAM!!

*And as Reed slowly turns from the now-smoking remains of the Time Crisis 2 machine, the cameras pan along with him to notice Gene Starwind standing at the entrance to the arcade with his smoking six-shooter!*

Gene: >=)
Reed: =|....

Ralph: This is the new guy? Feh!
Bob: Yep, this is Gene Starwind, and it looks like he's laying down the challenge to Reed! He could have sniped him good but didn't!
Ralph: So not only is he inexperienced but he's STUPID.
Bob: ~_~

*At that, Gene opens up with another shot! Reed manages to dive out of the way as the bullet pierces a Pacman machine to the core, simultaneously drawing his own Sig Sauer 9mm! Rolling to his feet, Reed unleashes two quick blasts that miss Gene by THIS much! Almost flinching from the sheer closeness of the rubber bullets whizzing past his face, Gene's next shots are wild and merely end up impacting the ceiling and wall! Reed ducks into the labyrinth of arcade games and Gene quickly follows, the Jumbotron doing its best to keep up!*

!!BLAMBLAM!!

*As the picture steadies, we see Reed sniping at Gene from behind the prize counter! The 9mm bullets richochet everywhere around the star pilot, who's lucky enough to dive behind an air hockey table as the lights shatter above him! Peeking out from behind his cover, Gene unloads the rest of his bullets straight at Reed! Now normally, the cover of a counter would be a pretty good stopping ground for those things.. but since this was the prize counter, the plate glass explodes rather easily and two of the rounds impact Reed in the stomach! Barely keeping composure, Reed just manages to duck behind a more substantial pillar as Gene whips out a speed loader!*

Bob: Looks like Gene Starwind is keeping the pace of this match! He's managed to score some heavy hits on Reed!
Ralph: Lucky attacks! Besides, it's not over yet!
Bob: O_o You actually want to see this fight continue?
Ralph: Hell yeah! Means once they actually get a real match out here with some fine ass women in it, it'll be all the more meaningful! ^_^
Bob: o_o.. you never cease to disgust me.
Ralph: ^_^ Thanks! o_o I think.

*Once again, the two gunfighters duck out into the almost endless rows of arcade machine upon arcade machine! In fact, it almost looks like they're on two parallel paths, with a single layer of machines between them.. And, of course, they take advantage of this, running down either end and loosing off shot after shot after shot!*

!!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!

*Neither one manages to hit the other! Seeing an opening though, Reed grins and lunges forward, shoulder tackling a Tekken 4 machine and tipping it over onto the surprised Gene! Not seeing this one coming, Gene barely sidesteps from getting squished by the falling game.. but since all his attention is stuck on it for a split second, Reed takes advantage and plugs him straight on with a shot to the abdomen! Gene gets the wind knocked out of him as he doubles over, which gives Reed time for..*

!!BLAOWBLAOWBLAOW!!

Bob: Baton rush attack! Reed's getting ahead by a good margin in this contest, that's for sure!
Ralph: *leafs through the newest edition of H! magazine* Mmhmm.
Bob: Give me that!! *rips the magazine out of his grip*
Ralph: ;_; Aww, hey! That was the newest edition!
Bob: I don't care! We're here to call a match!
Ralph: >=) Why do YOU want the magazine anyway?
Bob: ~_~ Nothing! *throws it off the tower*

*Rearing back for another baton smack, Reed then swings forward with the intent of ending this match.. but Gene's managed to get back his composure at the LAST second as he brings up his six-shooter to block the double-handed swing! The force of the attack and the parry almost knocks both fighters off their feet, but they stick with it and get locked up, each one trying their best to get the upperhand in this contest! But, Gene's the one who gets an idea here.. and as he reaches behind him..*

Gene: >=)!
Reed: >=|?

!!BLAAAAM!!

*And Reed is tossed backwards at almost Mach speeds, eventually crashing through a weak section of dry wall and landing on a table in the mess area! Gene grins as he breaks open the action of his now-smoking double-barreled rifle! Sliding in two more rounds, Gene rushes over to get to a good firing spot!*

Bob: Quick thinking by Gene! He might have this thing won!
Ralph: O_O! Did they just go into where I think they just went into?
Bob: o_O?

*As Reed and Gene face off against each other in the little alcove, something stirs above them..*

Chucky: *comes to life* HEEEY KIDS!

Reed: O_O
Gene: O_O!

Crowd: LOOOOL!

Ralph: *BITCH SCREAMS*
Bob: Oh.. my ..god..

*Sure enough, the Chucky Cheese variety band starts to play, animatronically coming to life! The lips are moving not in sync with the music, the robotic beaver is sparking little fires on its nogahyde fur!! They start going through a HORRIBLE rendition of London Fog, using pizza and alluding to special sauce throughout!*

Reed: @_@
Gene: e_e

!!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!

*When the smoke clears, all of the heads of the robots have been blown to pieces and Gene and Reed are standing there looking SPENT! Their weapons sure are spent too, due to the huge amount of shell casings surrounding the area. The fans are cheering their asses off at this!*

Ralph: YEAH! KILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Bob: O_o.. damn, why the heck are you tripping over them?
Ralph: >=|! DON'T ASK!

*The two gunfighters turn to each other and get ready to attack when..*

Chucky: X_X...>=|! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE CHUCK MEISTER!
Beaverton: x_x...@_@ BRAAAAAINS!!

Ralph: O_O!! *FAINTS*

*THAT'S RIGHT! Those machines that have taken so much abuse over the years are THROUGH! With a horrible scraping of metal upon metal, they climb out, put their heads back together, and whip out machetes, pick axes, and crowbars! Reed and Gene facefault, as does everyone in the arena!!*

Octo: e_e GET THEEEEEM! MWAHAHA!

*The Chucky Cheese Variety Band charges the two fighters! The following fight is short, brutal, really, really confusing, and above all, very deadly..*

!!BLAMBLAOWTHWACKWHAMSLAM!!

*And it all ends when Gene ducks out of the scrum, whips in a #3 Castor shell into the trusty gun and..*

!!THWOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

*When the smoke's cleared, Reed's standing atop the bodies of the dead, malignant robots! Unfortunately for him, he's not real lucid and he's almost staggering off, since he got caught in the radius of the blast.. so seeing his chance, Gene whips to the shells stacked in his belt and tosses one in, not noticing that it's a #13.....*

Gene: >=) *pulls the trigger*

!!KATHOOOOOOO---awk?!!

*And.. the shell.. turned Reed.. into a chicken..*

Bob: Oh my! Reed just got turned into a chicken thanks to a Mystery Shot from Gene! What an amazing turn of coincidences!
Ralph: X_X *still ass out*

Gene: O_O...*shrugs*

*And Gene just runs up and PUNTS Reed up into the rafters with a devastating kick! Reed crashes into the wall and slides down, clucking obscurely.. and then the star pilot puts his foot on a thigh! The ref hops outta nowhere and slides down!*

Ref: 1..2..3!!

(Ding!)

*The fans pop as the ref hands over the belt and Reed returns to normal! "Shotgun Blues" begins to play again!*

Bob: AMAZING! NEW NRA CHAMPION!
Ralph: X_x *still ass out*

Winner and NEW NRA Champion:  Gene Starwind