Bob:  Okay, we have quite a spectacular fight coming up.
Ralph:  Hell yeah!  We have the mecha finals... and we will see who will be crowned UCTF Mecha Champion!
Bob:  Yup!  We have Dixen, piloted by Nakato Farland facing Kotetsu Jeeg, Robot of Steel.
Ralph:  Isn't that the mecha piloted by Janne?
Bob:  Yup.
Ralph:  METAL PUPPIES!  WOOHOO!
Bob:  Quit it Ralph.
Ralph:  Ah, shut up!
Bob:  Well... anyway, the finals of the tourney will be held at this exotic location... Stonehenge!
Ralph:  Stonehenge?
Bob:  Yup... the famous and enigmatic monolith... Stonehenge... in Salisbury, England.
Ralph:  hey... look...

(Dixen slowly descends to the center of Stonehenge.)

Bob:  Ahh... Dixen is finally in the middle of Stonehenge!
Ralph:  Coolness!  Now for the metal puppies!
Bob:  Oh, shut up!

(Everyone sees Janne walking in the middle of Stonehenge.)

Bob:  What's Janne doing in here?
Ralph:  YES!  THEY'RE HERE!
Bob:  I said shut up!
Ralph:  *has a big smile on his face*
Bob:  This isn't a David & Goliath match.

(Janne messages Miwa with her amulet.)

Janne:  Miwa, you're there?
Miwa:  Yup!  I'm above your location right now!  Everything is in place!
Janne:  Cool!  I'll be doing the transformation right now!
Miwa:  Okay, I'll send the parts as soon as you transform into the head.
Janne:  Okay... over.

(Janne turns off the communcation.)

Janne:  And now... Let there be light!

(Janne puts both of her hands on her amulet.  She is immersed in a very bright light.  Her body reverts from warm flesh to cold steel.  Then, Janne's metal body slowly morphs into the head of Jeeg.)

Miwa:  Jeeg's head is formed!  Time to send in the parts!

(Miwa Uzuki fires Jeeg's parts through The Big Shooter.  The parts are directed to Jeeg's head through powerful magnetic forces.  Slowly the parts begin to piece together until they form the Robot of Steel, Kotetsu Jeeg!)

Bob:  Ahh... Kotetsu Jeeg is finally complete.
Ralph:  *cries*
Bob:  You're weird Ralph.
Ralph:  So, what else is new?  *resumes crying*
Bob:  As we all know, each of these mechas has put on some spectacular battles before this.  Have we Ralph?
Ralph:  *still crying*
Bob:  *sigh*  Although small compared to the other mechas, Kotetsu Jeeg stomped on Soundwave in Round 1 and defeated Voltron, Defender of the Universe in Round 2.  Dixen, on the other hand, succeeded in defeating Shadowhawk in Round 1 and beat Mazinger Z again in Round 2.  Now, we get to see these to robots in a one-on-one battle for the UCTF Mecha Championship title.
Ralph:  *wipes his eyes*  Okay, I'm okay...
Bob:  Welcome back.
Ralph:  As long as the metal puppies return, I'll be happy.
Bob:  *sigh*  Freak.

Nakato:  Computer... give me a current status report?
Computer:  Shields are at 60%.  Power is at 75%.
Nakato:  Damn!  Shadowhawk & Mazinger Z did quite a number on Dixen!  I'll have to keep my guard up with this one!

Janne-Jeeg:  Okay... are we going to fight or just stand?

(Dixen starts out by firing a Laser Cannon at Jeeg's chest.  Kotetsu Jeeg escapes unscathed.  Jeeg then kneels and attemps to use the Knuckle Buster.  Dixen knocks the Knuckle Buster out of the way seconds before it hits.  Jeeg recalls the Knuckle Buster and fires the Jeeg Beam.  Dixen takes a direct hit.)

Nakato:  What the...
Computer:  Power is at 70%  Shields are at 55%
Nakato:  Damn!  I can't let that happen again!
Janne-Jeeg:  C'mon!

(Jeeg takes a defensive stance.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Show me what you got!

Bob:  Interesting!
Ralph:  Yup!
Bob:  With all the beating Dixen received in the past, it might win this one!
Ralph:  I beat Dixen at least once a week!
Bob:  RALPH!
Ralph:  What?

(Dixen charges to Jeeg with a fierce punch to the face.  Jeeg takes the first hit, but Jeeg catches the second punch with its giant fist.  Jeeg then kicks Dixen several times, sending him to a stone slab at the edge of Stonehenge and uses its Dynamite Punch.  Dixen moves out of the way, inches away from where the Dynamite Punch hits.)

Nakato:  Whoa!  Close one!
Computer:  Power is at 65%
Nakato:  Damn!

(Kotetsu Jeeg recalls the Dynamite Punch.)

Janne-Jeeg:  You're fast... but you're no match for me!

(Dixen unleashes its Hellfire attack.  Jeeg takes a direct hit althought it was just scorched a bit.  Jeeg tried using the Spin Storm technique, but Dixen blocks the beam with the Sattelites Sheild.  Jeeg charges at Dixen for a close-up Dynamite Punch, but Dixen grabs Jeeg's head and uses the Head Acher, sending the Robot of Steel back a few steps.)

Miwa:  Janne, careful with headshots!
Janne-Jeeg:  Gotcha
Dixen:  Computer, give me a status report!
Computer:  Power is at 60%.  Shields are at 45%.
Dixen:  Crap!  I'm in deep shit!

(Dixen uses its Fist Blast at Jeeg's chest area.  The attack does little to the Robot of Steel.  Jeeg uses it's Knuckle Buster again.  This time, it grazes the side of Dixen's head.  The Knuckle Buster hits one of the stone slabs of stonehenge after it is recalled by Kotetsu Jeeg.)

Bob:  Whoa!
Ralph:  Close one.
Bob:  Yup.  Can't cut closer than that.

(Dixen uses the satellites that guarded the mecha to fire at Kotetsu Jeeg with the Aiming Bit technique.  Jeeg escapes with some minor damage, but Jeeg manages to repel the satelittes by firing several Jeeg Lazers.  Dixen then pulls out a laser sword and slashes at Jeeg's chest, creating a small incision.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Whoa!
Nakato:  How ameteurish!
Janne-Jeeg:  Miwa, this guy's got a sword!
Miwa:  Don't worry, I'm sending you the Jeeg Lance!
Janne-Jeeg:  Oh good!

(Miwa fires from The Big Shooter a halberd type of lance for Jeeg.  Jeeg catches the lance with one fist and readies the Jeeg Lance.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Now it's an even battle!
Nakato:  Damn!  That robot has a weapon!

Bob:  Did you see that?
Ralph:  Yup!  Both mechas are armed with a weapon.  Dixen has a Laser Sword.  Kotetsu Jeeg has the Jeeg Lance.

(Dixen slashes again with its Laser Sword.  Jeeg moves out of the way and later counters with the Jeeg Lance.  Jeeg tries to slash with the lance, but Dixen blocks Jeeg's attack.  The two clash weapons.  Sparks are flying from the weapons themselves.  Both Jeeg & Dixen raise their weapons still blocking the other.  From up close, Jeeg uses the Jeeg Beam in Dixen's face.  Dixen reels fromt he laser, dropping the laser sword.  Jeeg then throws the Jeeg Lance at Dixen while it was temporarily immobile.  Unfortuantely, Jeeg missed!  The Jeeg Lance lands in one of the large blocks of Stonehenge.)

Janne-Jeeg:  SHIT!
Dixen:  What the... heh!  You missed!
Janne-Jeeg:  Crap!  I can't believe I missed!
Nakato:  Computer, give me a report!
Computer:  Power is at 50%  Shields are at 40%
Nakato:  Not good.

Bob:  Did you see that?
Ralph:  It almost turned into a weapons match!
Bob:  Yup!  Who do you think will win?
Ralph:  Who cares if who wins?  When will we get to see the metal puppies again?
Bob:  *sigh*  Why do I even bother?

Janne-Jeeg:  Miwa, I'll need the Jeeg Bazooka on this one.
Miwa:  Gotcha, I'm sending the Jeeg Bazooka at you right now.
Janne-Jeeg:  Good.
Miwa:  Remember, you only have one shot per transformation, so aim right.
Janne-Jeeg:  I know, I know...

(Miwa fires the Jeeg Bazooka component to Jeeg from The Big Shooter.  Jeeg pulls out of its arms and attaches the bazooka component with magnetic force.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Here comes the big one... JEEG BAZOOKA... FIRE!!!!!!

(Jeeg fires a powerful blast at Dixen.  This time, Jeeg makes a direct hit on the robot!  Jeeg then detaches the bazooka component and reattaches its arm back.  The bazooka component was recalled to The Big Shooter.)

Bob:  Wow!  Did you see that?
Ralph:  I wonder how many parts Jeeg has?
Bob:  Me too!

Computer:  Shields are at 35%
Nakato:  Oh shit!  That bazooka blast did a number on my mecha!
Janne-Jeeg:  Giving up?
Nakato:  Hell no!  Nakato Farland does not give up!
Janne-Jeeg:  Miwa, as soon as I fire both Dynamite Punches, I want you to recall them both and send me the Jeeg Drills, got it?
Miwa:  Yup.  I'll be getting the Jeeg Drills right away.
Janne-Jeeg:  Good.

(Jeeg fires both Dynamite Punches at Dixen.  One of the fists missed by a few inches, but one hit Dixen's shoulder.  Seconds after they hit, Miwa recalled both Dynamite Punches and sends the Jeeg Drills from the Big Shooter.  The Jeeg Drills attach themselves to Jeeg's arm sockets.)

Bob:  What is this?
Ralph:  I'm not sure.
Bob:  Wait... I think I know... this is one of Jeeg's moves... the Jeeg Drills!
Ralph:  Jeeg's gonna burrow under Dixen?
Bob:  No, they are used to make Janne fly.
Ralph:  Fly?
Bob:  You'll see.

(Jeeg ignits the Jeeg Drills and takes flight.  Jeeg flies above Dixen's head.  Dixen watches from above and fires its Laser Cannon at Jeeg.  Jeeg flies way too fast and easily mises Dixen's laser cannon attacks.)

Nakato:  Damnit?  Why can't you stay still in one place?
Computer:  Power is at 40%
Nakato:  Shit!  I gotta conserve power!

(Jeeg then fires the Jeeg Drills at Dixen as Jeeg descends to the ground.  The drills barely miss Dixen.  Miwa later recalls the Jeeg Drills to the Big Shooter.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Miwa, looks like I'm gonna need the Subteranean Module.
Miwa:  You're sure?
Janne-Jeeg:  Uh-huh.
Miwa:  Very well... I'm sending the parts right now.

(Miwa later recalls the last of Jeeg's arms to the Big Shooter.  Later, Miwa sends out the parts for the Subteranean Module to Jeeg.  Jeeg attaches the parts easily with powrful magnetic forces.  Where the robots arms are is replaced with spiked tires and moveable, diamond-hard drills.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Alright!  Thanks Miwa!
Nakato:  Oh shit!

(Jeeg turns on the Subterranean Module and the drills are activated.  Dixen walks back to pull the Laser Sword out from one of the stone slabs of Stonehenge.)

Nakoto:  Let's see how you handle this!

(Dixen charges and tires to swipe Jeeg with its laser sword.  Jeeg, with his drills, blocks the attack and tries to burrown one of its drills in Dixen's other shoulder, sending sparks flying and making the crack slightly crackle at the surface.)

Dixen:  Computer, damage report!
Computer:  Shields are at 25%  Power is at 30%
Dixen:  SHIT!
Janne-Jeeg:  Feeling like losing this battle?
Dixen:  Not even if you hang me by my heels and whipped me!

(Dixen uses the Piston Kick on Jeeg, but as Jeeg was on its back, Jeeg uses one of its drills to burrow a hole in Dixen's ankle, making sparks fly all over the place.  Dixen removes its foot off of Jeeg within seconds.  Jeeg gets back on its feet and fires the Jeeg Lasers again at the mecha.  The beam only hits Dixen's arm.)

Janne-Jeeg:  Hmmm... that robot should be malfunctioning and dropping right about now...
Computer:  Shields are at 20%
Dixen:  If I don't do something fast, Dixen is out!

(Dixen swings its laser sword and digs a crevise in Jeeg's chest in an attempt to perform its finisher... the O.K. Corral.)

Ralph:  Uh-oh... I think I've seen this before.
Bob:  Me too.  Dixen is going to finish the fight with the O.K. Corral.
Ralph:  Jeeg is in deep trouble!

(Within seconds, Dixen performs its finisher, the O.K. Corral, on Kotetsu Jeeg.  Dixen performs the  aiming bit while firing its laser cannons in place of the pistols it had use already in an earlier round! When the robot finishes firing its rounds, it shove a grenade in the crevice in Jeeg's chest.)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Bob:  Damn!
Ralph:  He pulled off the O.K. Corral, without the pistols!
Bob:  That has to be it for Kotetsu Jeeg!
Ralph:  You think so?
Bob:  Just look!
Ralph:  Oh.
Bob:  This has to be one of the best mecha fights in UCTF history!
Ralph:  Yup... and it looks like Nakato Farland, pilot of Dixen, is... huh?

(As the smoke clears around the northern corner of Stonehenge, Kotetsu Jeeg still stands, although the mecha has a big gap in its chest.)

Bob:  Nani?
Ralph:  Jeeg still stands!
Bob:  I don't believe it!
Ralph:  Me too!
Bob:  Jeeg should be out on its back by now!
Ralph:  Incredible!

(From Jeeg's stomach area, Jeeg fires the Magnetic Robe, restraining Dixen from any movement.)

Dixen:  What the hell?
Computer:  Dixen is rendered immobile by a magnetic force.
Dixen:  Oh, this is just great!
Janne-Jeeg:  Now to end this fight!  Time to fire the Spin Storm!

(Jeeg slowly gains energy for the robot's finisher... The Spin Storm.)

Dixen:  Computer, use the Sattelite Shield.
Computer:  Unable to process request.
Dixen:  WHAT?!
Computer:  Insufficient energy to power satellites.
Dixen:  SHIT!

(Jeeg finishes gathering energy and fires the Spin Storm from Jeeg's stomach area.  It makes a direct hit in Dixen's chest area, making a big hole.  Dixen runs critically low on power and lands on its knees.)

Computer:  Power is at 20%  Shields are at 10%
Nakato:  Oh this is just great!  I'm gonna fucking lose!

(Dixen slowly gets back up on its feet despite surviving the Kotetsu Jeeg's Spin Storm attack.  Dixen uses its Fist Blast at Jeeg's head.  Jeeg begin to crackle with energy.)

Miwa:  Janne, be careful with face shots.  If Jeeg is detached from the body, you'll be powerless!
Janne-Jeeg:  Thank you.  I'll keep that in mind.

(Jeeg fires its Jeeg Lasers at Dixen.  Dixen takes a direct hit and falls to the ground... leveling half of Stonehenge as it falls to the ground.)

Bob:  Whoa!  Wonderful!
Ralph:  This is even better than the Super Robot Wars of the 1970's!
Bob:  Dixen is now on its back and it cannot get back up!
Ralph:  Yup, it's official!  Kotetsu Jeeg wins the match!
Bob:  Yup!  It's true!  Kotetsu Jeeg, The Robot of Steel is now the official UCTF Mecha Champion!
Ralph:  Bravo!  Bravo!  Wonderful!

Winner:  Kotetsu Jeeg