Violent Femmes vs. Wrongly Accused

*The Violent Femmes make their way down to the ring to “Edge of a Broken Heart”.. the representatives are
Janne, Cham Cham, Marron Glace, Skitz! Cham Cham is the only one getting a pop out of the whole group..
who’s getting collective heel heat from the crowd!*

Ralph: There’s my Janne again!
Bob: oh brother...

*They step in.. and next out from the locker rooms is Wrongly Accused, which is being represented by Cody, Sie
Kensou, Kim Kaphwan, and Joesph Crow! Behind them all is the man that raised Joesph from birth, Padre!*

Ralph: The last time we saw these guys was almost a month ago at the last pay per view!
Bob: That’s right.. both of these teams are completely fresh and ready to battle after a long break, except for Janne
who’s already been in a match
Ralph: Oh trust me.. Janne was tired out even before her match with Wufei >:]
Bob: You sick F--

*--INALLY.. they’re in the ring and the ref goes to ring the bell!*

Cham Cham: Cham Cham and friends will win the belt of gold tonight!
Sie: O_o... Have you ever heard of Speech class little girl? HOSHA! WHREE!!
Cham Cham: O_o what crazy man talk about? Cham Cham not understand.

!DING!

*Before both teams get into battle.. Janne wants the mic AGAIN ~_~*

Bob: oh great.. what does big mouth have to say now? :(

*She gets the mic.. doesn’t say anything and looks out at the crowd....*

Janne: ........ ......... ....... Hello, PIGS :|

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!! >:|!!!!!!! *chants* JANNE’S A SLUT-BITCH! *clap clap, clap clap clap!* JANNE’S
A SLUT-BITCH *clap clap, clap clap clap!* JANNE’S A SLUT BITCH!

Janne: >:|!!

Bob: LOL! That’s a good one!
Ralph: shutup! >:|!

*While working the crowd.. Janne is almost oblivious to what’s going on in the ring.. everyone’s already brawling
all over the place! She turns around and runs right into a criminal upper by Cody!*

Janne: X_X!

Bob: LOL!!
Ralph: if you don’t shut up Bob >:|!!!

*Meanwhile, Joesph Crow and the newbie, Marron Glace are doing battle! The former dustmaster and world
champion  is able to knock away Marron’s flying Odufas with his whip, and cracks the pretty boy across his face!
It makes a hairline cut on his cheek... and it starts to bleed! X_X*

Marron: O_O! >:|!!!!!

*Pissed off that he had to see his own blood.. Marron charges up his magic energy with his fist and punches Joesph
square on his chin! He flies backwards and hits the ground next to Janne.. meanwhile, Kim Kaphwan flies through
the air and kicks Skits out of the ring! He uses the momentum from the kick to attack Marron!*

Ralph: Wrongly Accused has a good stradegy, they’re attacking everything that moves without hesitation! They’ll
completely overwhelm the violent femmes if they keep this up!

*Cham Cham pulls out her boomerang and throws it Sie, he ducks under it and nails her with a dashing punch!
The jungle girl flips back from the hit, but still manages to catch her boomerang, and knocke Sie on his ass! Janne
stands back to her feet and attacks Cody with her broad sword.. he manages to stop the slash with his chain link
cuffs and thrust kicks her in the chest plate! Janne catches his foot and throws him backwards*

Cody: >_< ! >:|!

Ralph: YEAH! GET HIM JANNE!
Bob: :|

*While he’s on the ground.. Janne flies tries to impale him with the sword.. much like she did in the Wufei match,
but this time, Joesph cracks his whip and knocks the sword out of her hand!*

Janne: >:|! YOU MAN!

*While they’re fighting.. Skitz comes back into the ring in her loopy mode! In her hand is a steel chair, and she’s
trying to hit anything AND everything in sight, including her own teammates!*

Padre: .........

*From behind.. Padre gets into the ring and kicks Skits in the crotch! She drops the chair and turns back toward
the priest!*

Skitz: >:|!
Padre: O_O!!!

*She doesn’t have enough time to retailiate.. because from behind.. Sie releases a chi ball right into her!*

!!!BOOOM!!!

Bob: oh shit!
Ralph: She should have seen that one coming with four faces! LOL
Bob: LOL!

*He punches the shit out of all four faces! Skitz is reeling back toward the ropes! Sie flies over her and clotheslines
them both over the top rope! They land on the concrete in a big mess of flesh! It looks like a car accident!
Meanwhile, Kim hook kicks Marron into the corner, and flashes that beautiful smile before charging him again*

Kim: KIYA!
Marron: >:|!

*To counter.. Marron throws his Ofudas under Kim’s feet, and a blast of water sprouts from the ground.. and wind
energy gathers around it! The attack is so strong, that even Marron gets sucked into the attack as well! Both
fighters go flying through the first few rows of the ring!*

Both: X_X!!!

Ralph: Damn! That was cool!
Bob: Everyone on the first 10 rows got cooled off, thank goodness it didn’t come back here.. when Ralph gets wet,
the reaction with his cheap cologne is POTENT
Ralph: HEY! >:|!!!

*In the ring.. Janne’s still straddling the top rope, but she’s fighting back with punch after punch on top of
Joesph’s head! He fights back, and now they’re both on the top! Janne struggles and soon they’re both standing on
the top, below them is the time keepers table that hasn’t been touched all night.. >:]*

Ralph: oh no! What is he going to do! :(!!
Bob: Someone’s going off the top rope!!

*They’re right! Joesph turns Janne around, and gives her the dark exorcism DDT off the top rope and through the
table on the ring! Both of them are ASS out! That was enough to bring the fans to their feet, and they’re going
absolutely nuts!*

Ralph: >:|!!
Bob: Damnit! Marron, Skitz, Janne, Sie, Joesph, and Kim are all out! That just leaves Cham Cham and Cody, who
are now fighting their way up to the top rope as well!
Ralph: >:|!!

*Cody and Cham Cham have climbed to the top! After a few twisting and struggling.. they both fly off of it! Cham
cham turns the momentum into the brain thrust on top of the steel chair! Cody’s head cracks against the steel and
he bounces off of it! She lays on top of him and..*

Ref: 1.......2.........3!

Bob: She did it! What a match!
Ralph: yeah, cham cham and the other’s finally got belts of gold.. including my french vanilla milk shake H_H
Bob: why don’t you give it a break? >:|

Winners and NEW Stable Champions: Violent Femmes