*”Edge of a Broken Heat” starts up which draws
MASSIVE Heel heat from the crowd, males and females alike!
Janne walks down with her entourage, Tam Tam..
Cham Cham, Miwa, and Skitz!*
Bob: and here comes Ralph’s Baby’s momma, and the FORMER UCTF Mecha
Champion Janne!
Ralph: ~_~ I want a faternity test immediately!
*”Revival” plays for the LAST time in the UCTF
as Egypt... escorted by Silver Rage (Including Storm) Makes
they’re way down to the ring next! Janne awaits
Egypt, and even keeps the ring ropes open for her!*
Bob: Sportsman ship!
Ralph: yup!
*And whenever Egypt steps in.. she gets snuck in the with Janne’s boot!*
Bob: >:|!
Ralph: LOL!
Bob: :|..... she shouldn’t even be fighting.. right Ralph? >:)
Ralph: SHUTUP
*The Crowd can’t how much of an ass Janne is
and starts throwing in Cans! Janne picks one up and pelts the fan
that threw it at her!*
Fan: X_X!
*Egypt gets up from behind her and Dropkicks Janne right over the top rope and into Silver Rage’s Corner!*
Ralph: UHOH!!
*Silver Rage beat Janne like they own her ass! Storm picks her up and tosses her into the steel steps! The members from The Violent Femmes come over to fight and save Janne.. but she’s already been thrown back into the ring!*
Bob: They laid the boots to Janne! Watch out guys! she’s pregnant!
Ralph: man.. we don’t even know if the pregnancy test was accurate!!
Plus Heero beat her.. now she doesn’t even
WANT me! ~_~
*Janne fires a barrage of arrows towards Egypt
out of NO where! They’re on the pathway to impailment! But from
the outside.. Storm causes a gust of wind
that knocks ever single one off course!*
Janne: O_O??
Ralph: What bad aim!
Bob: maybe it’s cause she’s--
Ralph: SHUTUP! >:|
Janne: AURA BIRD!
*The red hot ki blast connects on Egypt this
time, and it knocks her right over the top rope! She lands on top of
Cham Cham and Tam Tam.. who beats the living
dog crap out of her before tossing her back in! Across the ring..
you can see Silver Rage just staring at them
with Evil ass intentions!*
Silver Rage: >:|......
Violent Femmes: >:|................
*Egypt stands up to a backhanded BITCH SLAP provided to her by Janne! Egypt stumbles backwards and lands on her ass again, but that seems to be the last straw for her!*
Egypt: >:|!!!
*She gets up and rams her shoulder into Janne’s stomach! She bends over, and Egypt hits a big DDT! She bounces off of her head and lands on her back, just as Egypt flies off the top rope with a moonsault! Janne sits up as Egypt hooks on the Thigh Leg Lock!*
Janne: O_O! X_X!!!!!!!!!
Ralph: Oh shit! Lights out for Janne!
Bob: That’s right! She’s in the middle of the ring!!!
*Before Janne can tap out.. Cham Cham goes
to the top rope and hits a devestating Frog Splash on Egypt!! She
rolls out and gets her ass BEAT by Silver
Rage on the outside.. but the damage is done! Janne rolls out of the hold
and covers Egypt for the pin!*
Ref: 1......2.......
*Storm BLASTS Janne’s armor with a lightening bolt from out of the heavens!*
Janne: X_X!!!!
Ralph: WHOA!
Bob: I guess They’re even now! Both women are laid out in the ring!
*The tension between both Stables are building!
Egypt and Janne start trying to stand on their feet and continue
their fight!*
Bob: Both of these women have heart! Even after all the interference.. they’re gonna keep going!
*Suddenly, Egypt gains her second wind and
just TAKES Janne’s head off with a clothesline! She falls out in
perfect positioning in the ring! Egypt goes
to the top to capitalize.. but Tam Tam pushes her foot off of the second
rope! She Crotches!!*
Egypt: >_< !!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralph: ARRGH!
Egypt: -_-..............
*Janne gets up and suplexes Egypt right off
the top rope and to the mat!! Janne comes off the ropes for
momentum.. but Kayura grabs her leg and trips
her!*
!SMACK!
*Janne looks over at Kayura and kicks her into the damn steel barrier! Morrigan tries to get into the ring, but The Violent Femmes are there to stop her! They’re brawling all over the place!!*
Ralph: WOOHOO!
*Janne stands up the same time Egypt does and they attack each other at the same time! Janne ducks a clothesline and kicks the shit out of her in the face! Egypt hits the corner where Janne takes off towards her!*
Bob: Egypt’s about to be crunched!!
*No she ain’t! Egypt ducks and throws Janne
over her head! Janne lands on the top rope then crotches it just like
Egypt did!*
Janne: >_< !!!
*Now Egypt is going up to the top!*
Ralph: They’re going up to the top!
Bob: uh oh! this can’t be good for your kid Ralph!
Ralph: that’s not my kid Damn you!
*She goes for the reverse Hurricanrana but Janne elbows her off the top! Just as she smacks the mat.. Janne turns around on the top to leap off! Egypt gets up and hits the rope with desperation and Janne crotches it AGAIN!*
Bob: UGH!! that’s two in a row!!!
Ralph: O_O...... Egypts going for another hurricanrana!!
*Egypt tries to preform a super hurricanrana..
but Janne hooks on to the ropes so she won’t go anywhere!! Egypt
sits up, then tries again but it doesn’t work!*
Bob: oh no!
*Egypt can’t flip Janne over!! Suddenly, Janne
leaps off the top rope with a massive powerbomb!! Egypt folds up,
and Janne covers her with BOTH feet on the
ropes for extra leverage!*
Ref: 1...............2...................3
(DING DING DING!)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:|!!!!!!!!
Bob: WHAT?!
Ralph: JANNE WINS! SHE’S THE NEW INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION!
Bob: HER FOOT DAMNIT! HER FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES! :|!!!!!!
*Egypt pops up and starts talking shit about
the ref while Janne celebrates to the jeers of the crowd! Morrigan
throws in a chair to Egypt who gives the celebrating
Janne one last Blow to the back of the skull for good
measure!*
Crowd: OOOH!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
*”Revival” starts back up again as Egypt and Silver Rage leave Janne assed out in the ring!*
Bob: Egypt’s STILL going out on a high note!
Ralph: how do you figure?!
Bob: Well, look who’s walking away and look who’s assed out!!
Winner and NEW Intergalactic Champion, Janne