Bob: It's time for the second mecha match of the night!
Ralph: Great!

(Ralph reaches under the seat and looks for the "kit".)

Bob: What're you looking for?
Ralph: Just a sec.

(Ralph pulls out a big bucket of KFC chicken.)

Ralph: All set.
Bob: Why do you hate mech matches so much?
Ralph: Wouldn't you like to know.
Bob: And what happened to you in the last mecha match?!

(Ralph suddenly remembers getting sucked off by Janne.)

Ralph: O_O Uhhh... I dunno.
Bob: Something's rotten in Denmark!
Ralph: You keep thinking that. :|
Bob: Oh yeah... tonight's mech match will be held in... O_o
Ralph: What's wrong?
Bob: It's gonna be held in... the Amazon Rainforest!
Ralph: Are you sure?
Bob: What's that the memo reads.
Ralph: What happened to the embargo?
Bob: I'm certain the prez has settled that issue.
Ralph: And who's fighting in this snooze-fest? :|!
Bob: Temjin Vs. former UCTF Mecha Champion, Kotetsu Jeeg.
Ralph: :|! *grabs a chicken breasts*

(On the Jumbotron, we can see Temjin flying into the rainforest area, piloted by Danny Coleman.)

Bob: Temjin is being piloted by former UCTF Dustmaster, Danny Coleman.
Ralph: He's gonna have his hands full when the metal puppies don her mecha armor! Go Janne!
Bob: :|

(Also, on the Jumbotron, we can see the Big Shooter flying above the thick underbrush of the Amazon Rainforest.)

Miwa: Okay, we're here! Good luck!
Janne: Alrighty!
Miwa: Contact me when you need any parts!
Janne: Gotcha... wish me luck!

(Janne jumps out of the Big Shooter.)

Ralph: Oh shit!
Bob: Calm down!

(In mid-air, Janne uses her amulet!)

Janne: Let there be light!

(Janne puts her hands on the Amulet of Jeeg. Her body reverts from flesh to metal. Then, her body slowly morphs
into the head of Jeeg. Miwa shoots Jeeg's parts from her aircraft, and Jeeg's metal parts get connected until they
form into the Robot of Steel, Kotetsu Jeeg.)

Janne-Jeeg: All set!

(Jeeg lands in the rainforest, facing Temjin.)

Bob: To let everyone know, this is not the first time these two mechs have fought each other. Back in OYC3,
Kotetsu Jeeg successfully defended the mecha championship title against Temjin by making Temjin tap out to the
Jeeg Breaker.
Ralph: Yeah, yeah, yeah... shit! They forgot the hot sauce!

(DING!)

Danny: Temjin, you're all set?
Temjin: Yup. It's all yours!
Danny: Gotcha!
Janne-Jeeg: Are you gonna start the match, do I have to get the ball rolling? :|

(Temjin uses its Beam Shot technique on Jeeg. Jeeg manages to move out of the way and leg sweeps Temjin.
Temjin gets up, but he's met with the Jeeg Laser. Temjin uses the Stock Smash on Jeeg, but Jeeg catches Temjin
in mid-strike, knees the mech in the gut, grips its neck, and gives Temjin a DDT.)

Bob: Nice move by Jeeg.
Ralph: *munching on some chicken*

(Jeeg fires the Jeeg Lasers at Temjin again. Temjin gets hit, but he still stands up. Jeeg fires the Knuckle Buster at Temjin, but Temjin uses the Beam Sword to bounce the flying fist attack back at Jeeg. The Knuckle Buster hits
Jeeg's head. Sparks begin to fly around Jeeg's neck.)

Miwa: How many times I have to tell you? Be careful of head shots!
Janne-Jeeg: I heard ya... oopsie!

(Jeeg recalls the Knuckle Buster after it collides into a large stone. Jeeg was going to fire the Dynamite Punch;
however, Jeeg begins to spark again, rendering the Robot of Steel immobile.)

Janne-Jeeg: What's happening?

(Back on the Big Shooter...)

Miwa: I was afraid of this! That head shot weakened Jeeg, and I can't do a damn thing about this!

(Temjin uses its Laser Fury on Jeeg. Jeeg is helpless from blocking the attack and takes the full force. Temjin
takes Beam Sword and makes a nice clean slice on Jeeg's hull. More sparks begin flying, this time, on the gash on
Jeeg's chest.)

Bob: Look at that! Temjin has the upper hand!
Ralph: *BURP* I need something to wash this down. Hey, someone pass me a soda!
Bob: You make me wonder, Ralph.
Ralph: Wonder about what?
Bob: :|!!!

(Temjin fires several bombs in Jeeg's direction. Jeeg can barely move, but the mech still take the force of the
attack. Then, the sparks begin to subside momentarily!)

Janne-Jeeg: Finally, I can move!

(Jeeg fires several Jeeg Laser blasts at Temjin. Temjin dodges several lasers, but he gets hit with others. Jeeg fires the Dynamite Punch, which hits Temjin's fist, knocking the Beam Sword out of its hand. However, it also connects to several thousand-year-old trees and knocks them to the ground.)

Bob: Looks like Jeeg is back in the action.

(However, Jeeg begins to spark up again, rendering the Robot of Steel immobile again.)

Janne-Jeeg: Shit!
Danny: Time for Einhander!
Temjin: Gotcha!

(Temjin calls for, Astraea-1, the Endymion-2, and the Endmion-3 to the rainforest area. They gang up on Jeeg and
beat the ugly out of the Robot of Steel!)

Danny: Hahaha! We're doing it!
Temjin: That was for making me tap out!

(Astraea-1, the Endymion-2, and the Endmion-3 departs from the rainforest area. Jeeg is hunched over, barely
moving.)

Bob: We could have a new mecha champion tonight!
Ralph: mmhhmm *wipes his mouth with a napkin*

(Jeeg barely gets on its knees to use the Magnetic Rope technique on Temjin. Temjin cannot move its arms.)

Danny: What's going on?
Temjin: Magnetic Interference... I cannot move!
Danny: This is just great! >:|
Janne-Jeeg: >:]

(Jeeg spins around while gripping Temjin with the Magnetic Rope.)

Bob: What's going on now?

(Jeeg continues to spin Temjin around until Jeeg cancels the Magnetic Rope so that Temjin flies out of the area,
mowing down about an acre of rainforest along with it!)

Bob: Whoa!
Ralph: *trashes the empty box along with the chicken bones* Is it over yet?
Bob: What do you think?
Ralph: :|

Danny: Temjin, get up!
Temjin: I can't!
Danny: What?!
Temjin: That move zapped me of all my power. I'm running on reserve!
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(Temjin is unable to move!)