("The Wanderer" begins playing.  Eiji Shinjo is walking down the ring.  Some people are throwing roses by Eiji's
feet.)

Bob:  They like him?
Ralph:  I guess so.  I guess it had to do with his victory against Janne two weeks ago.

(The arena turns pitch black.  Red and blue lights begin shining.)

Bob:  What the hell is going on?
Ralph:  Beats me!

("Nobody Likes Me" begins playing.  Escorted by Miwa Uzuki, a woman wearing red and blue sashes walks down
the ring.  The crowd is SHOCKED by her appearance:  six arms, four faces, and sporting six swords.)

Bob:  WHAT THE FUCK?!
Ralph:  Who the hell is that?
Bob:  Is that Skitz?
Ralph:  Ugh... but look at those puppies!  :)
Bob:  RALPH!!!

(DING!)

Eiji:  Where the hell did you come from?
Skitz:  You must be Eiji.  ^_^

*pause*

Skitz:  LET'S RUMBLE!!!  >:|
Eiji:  Oh shit...

(Eiji starts out with a Rekuuzan on Skitz.  Skitz dodges out of the way.  Skitz unsheathes all six swords at once,
making Eiji gasp!  Eiji charges at Skitz, but Skitz reflects Eiji's charge and slashes repeatedly with two of her
swords.)

Bob:  This is not good for Eiji.
Ralph:  How can one man with one sword beat someone who can use six swords at once?!  This is not good for
Eiji.

(Eiji strikes several times with his sword, but his attacks are blocked by four of Skitz's swords.  Skitz uses her two
free swords to cut Eiji's belt.  His pants fall down to his ankles, and the crowd laughs.  Eiji picks up his pants and
ties up the belt so that it doesn't fall again.)

Ralph:  No wonder Janne dumped him for me!

Eiji:  How dare you embarrass me you ugly bitch!
Skitz:  I'm not ugly!

(Skitz stops focusing on Eiji and argues with herself in front of everyone!  The audience watches the scene like
this... o_O?)

Bob:  What's wrong with her?
Ralph:  She's talking to herself!
Bob:  This girl is loopy!
Ralph:  I'll say!  She's nuttier than a Pay Day bar!

(While Skitz argues with herself, Eiji trips Skitz and puts his food on his abdomen, appearing that he may have
won.)

Eiji:  Woohoo!  I did it!

Bob:  What the hell is going on?

(Skitz pushes herself up, making Eiji fall on his butt.  Skitz charges at Eiji.  Eiji moves out of the way at the last
minute, and Skitz rams into the turnbuckle.)

Skitz:  @_@

Bob:  What's with her?
Ralph:  Did she have a lobodomy?
Bob:  O_O
Ralph:  What's wrong?
Bob:  I have never heard words with more than 3 syllables come out of your mouth before!
Ralph:  :|

(Skitz uses the Six Dagger Toss on Eiji.  Eiji manages to block all six daggers with his katana.  Eiji strikes Skitz
with the Ryuseikyaku.  Skitz is pushed back several steps but still maintains her footing.  Skitz outstretches her
arms for the Spin Punch using her swords.)

Bob:  Holy shit!
Ralph:  We could have a decap attack over here with a move like that!  I think she ripped that move from Baraka.

(Skitz moves closer while performing the Spin Punch, but Eiji trips her feet again.  Skitz gets up, but she's very
dizzy.  Eiji fires his Rekkuzan on Skitz.)

Bob:  This could be the end for Skitz.
Ralph:  Yup!

(Eiji fires the Enjinshuraha on Skitz.  Skitz maintains lucidity and blocks the fireball attacks.  Eiji counters with a
Spinning Uppercut with her swords stretched out.  Eiji is some small cuts on his upper torso and left arm.  His gi is
also cut up.)

Bob:  Surprise attack by Skitz!
Ralph:  You think Skitz can win?

(Skitz stops concentrating on Eiji again and argues with herself in front of everyone.)

Bob:  She's arguing with herself again?
Ralph:  This woman needs Prozac... BADLY!

(Eiji noticed Skitz arguing with herself and attacks with the Rekkuzan, followed with a Hishouzan.)

Bob:  Eiji might have the win over here!

(Eiji uses his finisher the Byakki Mosyken.  However, Skitz uses all 6 of her swords to parry EVERY single
attack.)

Eiji:  What the hell?!
Skitz:  Say goodnight!

(Skitz throws several magic bombs in the air.)

Eiji:  You missed.
Skitz:  Wait.

(The magic bombs hit Eiji, knocking the Swordmaster Champion out.)

Bob:  How about that!
Ralph:  Good move by Skitz.

(Skitz climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Eiji with the Black Widow Drop.  Skitz maintains the pin as the referee
makes the count.)

Ref:  1... 2... 3!!!

Bob:  O_O
Ralph:  O_O

Announcer:  The winner and NEW Swordmaster Champion... Skitz Ephrenia!!!

Bob:  I don't believe it!
Ralph:  Skitz defeated Eiji!  Skitz is the newest Swordmaster Champion!

(The referee hands Skitz the Swordmaster Championship belt.  Skitz holds up the belt!)

Skitz:  Hey, that's mine!  8^D.......  It's not!  It's mine!  I earned it fair and square!  >:|..... You earned nothing!  I kicked Eiji's ass!  8^D.........  I kicked his ass!

(Skitz begins arguing over who wins the belt.  The referee and the crowd are either staring at her blankly or
laughing their ass off.)

Bob:  Skitz is fighting over the belt with herself?!
Ralph:  Someone make a reservation at Bellvue!

Winner:  Skitz