*"Shotgun Blues" by Guns N' Roses starts up, drawing a mild pop from the fans, as Gene makes his way down to the ring, his Castor Gun in hand!*

Ralph: Gene here has... uh...... shit, when's the last time this guy even HAD a match!? >=\

Yuri: I forget. But nevertheless, he goes against the world champ in a non-title match tonight!

*Gene slides into the ring, as Arzie starts the next into*

*The crowd pops HUGE as "Cryptorchild" starts up, and that gloating, cocky bastard bishounen Xion makes his way down to the ring!*

Ralph: Well this should be good. Xion vs Gene.... whoever.

Yuri: Ralph! >=\

*RIGHT before Xion gets into the ring, the ref whispers something to Arzie*

Crowd: *POPS!!*

Ralph: o_o.... who made that ruling??

Xion: >=\.... *sighs* All right.

UCTF World Championship

*Xion tosses his belt to the ref, slides in, and Gene rushes him!*

*Gene gets in a few blows, but Xion almost IMMEDIETLY shoves him off! Gene rolls to his knees, but as soon as he looks up, he's BLASTED in the side of the head with a kick from Xion!*

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!

*Xion picks up Gene by the hair, and tosses him haphazardly into the corner! Gene lands back first, but gets a harsh elbow right to the side of the head from Xion! Xion pulls him out of the corner, and whips him into the ropes!*

*Xion LEVELS Gene with a boot to the face! Xion's got a huge ass SMIRK on his face!*

Ralph: Man, Xion isn't even TRYING out there! >=\ He's just beating Gene's ass like he was killing time before a football game comes on!

Yuri: LOL!

*Xion then flicks out an arm blade! He goes for a slash, but Gene sees it coming, and manages to duck it! He bounces off the ropes, and Xion slashes again, this time OVER Gene's head! Gene comes off the opposite ropes, and Xion goes low, but Gene LEAPS over it!*

Xion: >=\!!!!

*Xion retracts the blade, and suddenly GRABS Gene with both hands around the neck!*

Gene: O____O!!!!!

Ralph: ENGAGE CHOKESLAM!

Yuri: THAT was fast!

*Xion PLANTS Gene to the mat with the move, and this one's pretty much OVER! Xion, though... isn't done, and picks up Gene, giving him ANOTHER Engage Chokeslam to the mat, to the roar of the crowd!*

Crowd: ONE MORE TIME!!! ONE MORE TIME!!! ONE MORE TIME!!!!

Xion: ^_^ Alright!

*THREE Engage chokeslams on Gene!*

Yuri: And Xion has got this match pretty much wra-

Ralph: WHAT THE!?!?!?

*While Xion is standing over Gene, suddenly an ENTIRE group of people jump over the railing, wielding bats! They ATTACK Xion from behind, beaning him across the head and body! Xion goes down, and they start SAVAGELY beating him with the bats!*

Yuri: Oh dear GOD!!

Ralph: What the hell is this?! They're bea..... OH WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!! >=|

*The crowd lets out a TIRADE of boos, as hopping over the railing with a HUGE smirk on his face, is SSS! He's pulling the strings, as he grabs a mic, and reaches under the ring! The crowd EXPLODES as he pulls out....*

Ralph: DAMMIT NO NOT THE WEED WACKER!!!

*Shawn climbs into the ring, and the group of kids holds down Xion! Xion is struggling like hell, but can't get up as Shawn stands over him, giving him a HARSH stomp right in the chest! Xion yells out in pain, but Shawn stomps him again! The crowd is booing like HELL, and some are borderline ready to rush the ring!!*

Shawn: You really think I'd let you get away with it, Xion?? You REALLY think I'd let you rob me of my opportunity and GET AWAY WITH IT??

*Xion struggles to break free, and Shawn gives him a quick stomp to the chest!*

Shawn: Soften him up! >=|

Xion: X_X!!!!

*Xion gets a baseball bat RIGHT to the damn chest! He goes slightly limp, and gets ANOTHER shot to the chets with the bat! Shawn picks up the weed wacker, and turns to the crowd!*

Shawn: Well, you people got what you wanted.... you got me out of the grand title tournament.... >=| NOW you people get THIS.

*Shawn starts revving the weed wacker, as his posse holds up Xion! The crowd is going INSANE with heat, as Shawn charges!*

Crowd: OOOOHHHH!!!!!

*Shawn hits Xion in the gut with the weed wacker! He yells at his people, and they tear off the front of Xion's shirt! Shawn charges with the weed wacker again!*

Xion: *SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN*

Ralph: DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP THIS!!! >=|!!!

Yuri: I'M NOT WATCHING ANYMORE!!! X_X!!!

*Xion drops down to his knees, and looks up! He sees SSS waving at him, right before....

*HE GETS THE WEED WACKER TO THE FACE!!! Yes, Xion's pretty-boy looks have been TORN APART by SSS! SSS cuts out the weed wacker, and grabs a bat from one of his people, and starts BEATING Xion in the back with it! Xion can HARDLY cry out in pain, since he's so out of it!*

Ralph: Xion's back has to be in SHAMBLES from that!!

*Shawn breaks off his posee, and picks up the world title belt from the corner! He turns to Gene, who's been just sitting in the corner the whole time, just WATCHING the assbeating!*

Gene: o_o.....

Shawn: *to the crowd* Well, there ya go... I may be out of the tournament... but this is what you people get. >=| You get yourselves a BULLSHIT World champion. I hope you're all happy. Oh, and Xion?*

*He reaches into his pocket!*

Shawn: You can HAVE this.

*Shawn pulls out the DOORKNOB that Xion gave him last week, and THROWS IT at his prone body!*

Xion: x_x.....

*With that, he TOSSES the belt to Gene! He picks up his weed wacker, and heads out of the ring, with his posse in tow! The crowd is booing like HELL, and pelting them with garbage!*

Ralph: ..... I don't believe this.

*The ref goes over to Arzie, talks a bit, and Arzie shakes his head as he makes the announcement*

*The crowd is STILL booing, not because Gene's the champ, but because of how he won it! The ref picks up the world title belt, and hands it to a stunned Gene!*

Ralph: I can't believe this. ~_~ This is a DARK day for the UCTF world title.

WINNER and NEW UCTF World Champ: Gene Starwind