*”Edge of a Broken Heart” Starts up, and the crowd erupts in boos.. as the UCTF’s number one bitch, Janne comes walking out!!*

Bob: wow.. here comes Janne.. the number one contender to the swordsman’s titl.
Ralph: woohoo! Did you see how she got rough with me last week?
Bob: yup
Ralph: I think she likes me..
Bob: She was trying to break your neck..
Ralph: So she’s a Masochist! I can get down with that ^_^
Bob: Ugh!

*Next... “What About” begins playing over the sound system! The UCTF Swordswoman Champion, Lady Kayura
makes her way down to the ring*

Ralph: and here comes another cutie pie! This is going to be great!
Bob: you know they’re going to try to impale each other with swords right?
Ralph: So?!?!

*The Ref rings the bell, then moves out of the way because he is a “Man”... Janne fights off Kayura, who’s using
both of her Twin Jittes to her advantage early on in the match!*

Bob: Both women showing their impressive sword welding skills early on
Ralph: Janne’s taking her with just ONE sword! That’s cool!

*Janne flips back, and screams out an attack...*

Janne: AURA BIRD!

*A blast of fire shoots out at Kayura and knocks her between the second and top rope.. She hits the apron and rolls
back in, shaking off the pain!*

Ralph: She took that hit like a man!
Bob: LOL.

*Kayura slashes her sword in a twisting formation and shouts something out of her own...*

Kayura: Starlight Wind Tunnel!

*A small blast of wind shoots out across the ring at Janne and almost lifts her off the mat! She hits the opposite
corner.. and Kayura rams her knee right to the midsection!*

Bob: oof! Kayura trying to knock the breath out of Janne!
Ralph: Damn that was a fast knee!

*Kayura tries a thrust kick, but Janne catches her by the foot and throws her backwards! Kayura flies into the air
and cuts a perfect backflip! She stumbles back and lands in the corner!*

Ralph: Nice one!!
 
*She pulls Janne out of the corner around the collar, and repeatedly smashes the hilt of her sword into her skull!
Janne almost blacks out from the pain as she is now busted up!! Kayura steps back, and spins around, nailing her
in the side of the head with the sword!!*

Ralph: Damn!! Nooooooo!!!!!

*Janne falls over and the ref pushes Kayura away so he can make the count....*

Ref: 1............ 2.............. 3........... 4........

*Janne tries to gather herself again, and get back up.. Kayura slowly moves back to the other side of the ring and
waits for her!*

Bob: Janne has been downed for the first time in this match up! Kayura is patiently waiting for her to get up!

*As she stands back up... Kayura takes off across the ring and slams the hilt of her sword into Janne’s midsection!!
She hit with such force.. that even through the metal she losses her breath! She falls to her knees, then face
forward as the ref starts counting.. Kayura falls into the corner of the ring and waits for the ref to count her out!*

Bob: Kayura’s taking a break after that devastating blow to Janne! and Janne’s down again!! hehe!
Ralph: She got the wind knocked out of her on that last exchange! What a hit!

Ref: 1..........2..............3............

*Janne scrambles back to her feet, still laboring a bit, but ready to continue... Kayura pulls herself up out of the
ropes and walks to meet her in the center of the ring one more time...*

Bob: I don’t see how they’re doing it! Both females are standing to their feet once more.. despite the fact that
they’ve just been in hell!!
Ralph: This is the UCTF Bob! This ain’t sports entertainment!!

*They swing at each other at the same time and their swords connect! Kayura twists Janne around and kicks her
off into the ropes!*

Ralph: good move!

*Janne comes off the ropes and ducks down...  She swiftly slices Kayura across the stomach with a quick slash and
she falls over! Kayura looks down at her flesh wound which is now bleeding all over the place..!!*

Bob: My God!! Kayura has been cut!! She’s cut bad!!
Ralph: Ugh!! I’m gonna need a barf bag soon!!

*she tries to stand up, despite the paralizing pain flowing through her body! Janne tries to slice her again, but this
time, Kayura uses her last bit of strength to slice Janne right in the thigh with her Jitte!*

Ralph: Oh my God!!
Bob: That peirced right through the metal!!

*Janne screams out in pain and falls over on the mat.. Kayura falls over as well! The ref starts counting to ten
immediately!*

Bob: All Kayura has to get up right now!!
Ralph: You’re right! Janne’s leg is in no condition!!

*The Ref Continues the count.. and Janne pulls herself over toward the ropes! Kayura doesn’t seem to be moving
much at all!*

Ref: 5.............6.........

Bob: I think Kayura is out Ralph! Janne is still moving, but Kayura isn’t getting up!
Ralph: well duh! She’s losing blood! The ref should stop the damn match!!

Ref: 7.............8......

*Janne grabs onto the second rope and pulls up... she reaches up and grabs the third rope and stumbles into the
corner.. The ref turns back to Kayura and finishes the count..*

Ref: 9........... 10! IT’S OVER!

Bob: Janne’s the new Swordswoman Champion! I can’t believe it!!

*The EMTs come rushing down to the ring and immediately start attending to both females..  as the crowd boos
like hell over Janne’s win! The permedics get some towels over Kayura’s stomach and puts her on a stretcher.. at
the same time a male EMT is attending to Janne’s leg.. she pushes him off of her and asks for the woman EMT!*

Bob: That bitch! He was just trying to help! She should burn in hell! >:|
Ralph: Calm down!
Bob: I hope her leg gets infected and has to get chopped off!! >:(

*Janne gets put on a stretcher herself with the swords woman title around her chest*

Winner: Janne

Bob: >:(........
Ralph: it’s ok!!